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Funniest blonde joke known to man?

I am a blonde .. r fun ... plz do not be offended. :) Here's one: A blonde went into a shop barber, with a great pair of headphones on his ears. Came in and sat on the bench, waiting his turn, ignoring the looks he was receiving wide. When so turn, went to the barber and said, "No matter what, I take off my headphones, right?" So the barber agreed, and began haircut. In the end, the blonde turned her chair back and forth, admiring her hair in the mirror. The rocking down your headphones, and she fainted the floor a minute later. Out of curiosity, the barber put on the headphones and listen to what he said: "Inhale" "Exhale", "Breathe" "Exhale" Fun? I know maybe?

I've heard many, but here is a that appears in my head: So Dumb Blonde A blonde and a lawyer are seated side the other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. No, the lawyer asks if she likes to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants a nap, so declines kindly and turns to the window to catch some winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says: "I can do a question, and if you do not know the answer, I pay five dollars, and vice versa. "Once again, she refuses and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Well, if you do not know the answer, you pay me $ 5, and if you do not know the answer, I'll pay $ 500." This catches the blonde's attention and thinking there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game:. The lawyer first asked the question "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde does not say a word, reaches into his bag, pulls out a $ 5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Well," says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks: "What goes up a hill with three legs and down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references ... no no response. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no response. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, but without success. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $ 500. The blonde through it and go back to sleep a little longer. The lawyer, which is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $ 5, and goes back to sleep.

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